Walkthrough on how to make love to a beuatiful woman

[johnny5]

Hello : )

If you are in a nightclub and a nice pretty lady is smiling at you make sure that she is smiling at you and not at your friend/door man/her husband etc

Smile back and get her attention.

If she keeps looking over at you giving you signals and stuff walk over and chat to her.

DON'T tell her you are a soopa hacka and you want to take her on a date to everquest land.

DON'T tell her you are a sooper powafull Gnome GM and can give her and phat lewts she wants.

Infact give up now and go home and play EQ.. Give up now. Forget I ever mentioned this to you ok?

Now move along!!

[johnny5]

crap, my spelling is atraucious! *sic*

*sigh* :roll:

Johnny5

[Elrach]

Edit: On second thought...

[Xandyr]

All I do is:

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep

Xandyr

[Rogean]

ROFL xandyr

[Muuss]

same as Xandyr, with just a lil diff :

who | grep -i blonde | date; cd tmp; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; bg; kill -9; rm ~hair*; cd ~

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[Trumpcard]

BAHAHAHHAHA

[Bardboy]

*nix humour, gotta love it... :roll:

[Kyber]

bind "p" "sv_pants=0"

[haecz]

lol, you guys havn't gotten laid for a long time, right? :S

[a_Guest03]

Trumpcard is married, so obviously not.

[haecz]

a_Guest03, hahahah :D