And now the moment you have all been waiting for!
/sarcasm off
Here is Beta version 1.0 of my patcher.
http://reine-wissenschaft.net/patcher/patcher.rar
Download, try it out, and let me know what bugs you have, as well as any suggestions, requests, etc.
ALSO, before I forget. This utilizes the .NET 3.5 framework. This is normally automatically installed in Vista, Windows 7, and XP SP3. If for some reason you do not have it on your system and it fails to launch, download the .net framework from microsoft.