Sorry, my linux box died a while back and I never re-set up the virtual dir. Here's a link to simulated a stats page:
http://wow.mmoemulators.com/stats.xml
Granted, this "stats" is for a WoW emulator, but you get the idea.
As for your code, thank you for that. The problem I am faced with currently is that I host my server, but someone else hosts my websites. I could make it work, but I'm looking for a more core-based solution where the World itself can maintain either database or xml stats akin to this WoW stats concept. We'll eventually work it out.
Thanks again though.