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Old 07-22-2004, 06:35 AM
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Dr. Phil is actually Satan's avatar on earth. You'll need plenty of holy water and a cross to defeat him.
Well...for us atheists, I don't think that will work. Perhaps I better just try a good ol' stake through the heart. Perhaps silver bullets...

...maybe a treadmill?
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Old 07-22-2004, 12:07 PM
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Melwin, my life sux what do i do?
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Old 07-22-2004, 12:52 PM
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Melwin , for therapy, how much do you charge per hour ?

You give such great advice! You should consider starting your own business, seriously. Few have your talent of being able to help everyone, and give good, working advice.

All thanks for Melwin's answers go to me, use paypal kkthx~


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PS . Your advice landed me in a load of trouble.
PPS. Terms & Conditions apply
PSSS. Is it PPS or PSS ? Philosophical question for you all...
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Old 07-22-2004, 01:12 PM
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Add salt, boil for ten minutes and eat with ketchup.
Tryed to cook EQEmu code like you suggested, actually, i found someone to cook the code (Nemo), and he decided to transform EQEmu Spaghetti code into Penne Rigate code, which are better organised pastas as all knows ... it will taste very good with salt and kepchup ... 4am ... need sleep :(
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Old 07-22-2004, 07:51 PM
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Spike take my addice tho its pointless to give someone whos head over heals in love advice dump her now i went thru a relashionship like that and all it was..was hurt get out of it now ^_^
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[12:39] <Xabob> omg
[12:39] <Xabob> want me to shoot you now?
[12:39] <RangerDown> and the first words out of my mouth at the start were:
[12:39] <RangerDown> Hey I bet Rog looks like that

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Old 07-23-2004, 11:01 AM
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darkhawk
Add milk.

RexChaos
I hear Michael Newdow started a cult.

Darkdrizzt
Smith & Wesson.

Dave987
My advice is free of charge. I'm an altruist, you see.

KhaN
I'm glad my advice worked out for you. I have a 100% satisfaction guarantee, all your money back if you're not!

Xabob
Your advice is inferior.

25 condoms and a dumping equals win, Spike. Never forget this!
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Old 07-23-2004, 01:59 PM
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I have a 100% satisfaction guarantee, all your money back if you're not!
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PS . Your advice landed me in a load of trouble.

Refund prz~ kkthxusepaypalbye~~~

Also, my question : Can we call you Uncy Melwin?
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Old 07-23-2004, 02:16 PM
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Spike take my addice tho its pointless to give someone whos head over heals in love advice dump her now i went thru a relashionship like that and all it was..was hurt get out of it now ^_^
What the fuck, you said you were, I believe, fourteen years old in another thread. THAT MUST'VE BEEN SOME LOVING RELATIONSHIP YOU WENT THROUGH OMGWTF ROFFLES!!111!!
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Old 07-23-2004, 03:39 PM
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what kind of cock puffer signs up to make a post like that lol

oh btw shes cheating on you
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Old 07-23-2004, 04:49 PM
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OMG!! Melwin's avatar is eating the EQEmu code!!
Somebody stop him!
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Old 07-24-2004, 12:33 AM
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OMG!! Melwin's avatar is eating the EQEmu code!!
Somebody stop him!
Kill the piggy, Kill the piggy!!


/looks at Melwin's avatar again..


Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Melwin!! Melwin!! What do we do?!
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Old 07-25-2004, 02:00 PM
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Dave987
Well, you didn't pay anything, so sure, here's your refund.

And yes.

bbum
Make your own therapy thread >:(

RangerDown
Piggy has to eat, too.

Dave987
He's only eating the sloppy code!
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Old 07-25-2004, 08:37 PM
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So I met this fantastic looking girl. She wanted me, but I already had a gf and I decided to stay with her. Now the girl got a new boyfriend and I'm all jealous.

Melwin, please shoot me!
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:23 AM
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Melwin, How many hours of therapy do you get a week?
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Old 07-26-2004, 08:42 AM
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Melwin, I found this pig and i cut off it's head.

I've sinned and I don't know what to do. Please jeebus save me!
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