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DeletedUser 11-25-2003 01:12 PM
Family Guy Quotes
 
This thread is solely dedicated to the cartoon Family Guy. Please do not post any useless replies.

Post some quotes you have found in Family Guy.

Farrenz 11-25-2003 01:18 PM
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family."

x-scythe 11-25-2003 01:27 PM
polly
 
"are you big fat polly?"

Eglin 11-25-2003 01:28 PM
Quagmire: Hey, sweety. How old are you?
Young woman at the door: 16, why?
Quagmire: 18? Great!
Woman: Mommmmm
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Diggety diggety diggety diggety!

dark_one 11-25-2003 01:47 PM
lolz
 
Young man hand over those hams! * i dont have any hams * lift up your shirt son... oh your not shoplifting your just a fat kid a fatty fat fatty fat kid, hey tom hes not shoplifting hes just a FAT kid, heres some chocolate fatso

dark_one 11-25-2003 01:49 PM
har
 
my god... its finally happened.. hes become so massive he collapsed into himself like a neutron star..



Special Olympics: You'll cheer, you'll cry, you might even get a cheap laugh or two. In fact, there's a distinct possibility that by the end of the day we'll all be going to hell.

Raerlynn 11-25-2003 04:13 PM
Random Guy: "That's the planet Mercury son, but I don't know why it's here"

Peter: "I'm a guy smartass!"

DeletedUser 11-25-2003 05:11 PM
Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "OOOOO."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Quote:
Police Officer: Hey! That's Against the law! You're coming with me!

Peter Griffin: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah! Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/

Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?

Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me!

Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.

Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me!
^^ You had to see that episode. IT'S THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER.

DeletedUser 11-25-2003 06:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Raerlynn
Random Guy: "That's the planet Mercury son, but I don't know why it's here"

Peter: "I'm a guy smartass!"
Peter: "I'm a guy you jackass!"
Just saw the episode, hehe.

Chrysm 11-25-2003 07:03 PM
see sig

Trumpcard 11-26-2003 12:04 PM
Quote:
Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.

Good news for us Family Guy fans....

http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2374

DeletedUser 11-26-2003 02:16 PM
Yeah, I heard about that. That fucking rocks. :roll:


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