how do i download EQemu??
 

Due to the inherent stupidity of this post, I have decided to replace it with the lyrics to the classic Stones song: Paint it Black.

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
I see a line of cars and they're all painted black
With flowers and my love both never to come back
I see people turn their heads and quickly look away
Like a new born baby it just happens ev'ry day
I look inside myself and see my heart is black
I see my red door and it has been painted black
Maybe then I'll fade away and not have to face the facts
It's not easy facin' up when your whole world is black

No more will my green sea go turn a deeper blue
I could not foresee this thing happening to you
If I look hard enough into the settin' sun
My love will laugh with me before the mornin' comes

I see a red door and I want it painted black
No colors anymore I want them to turn black
I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes
Hmm, hmm, hmm, ...
I wanna see it painted, painted black
Black as night, black as coal
I wanna see the sun blotted out from the sky
I wanna see it painted, painted, painted, painted black
Yeah!

- Wiz

We don't want to encourage idiocy, so I'll replace this post too, with the lyrics to Metallica's No Leaf Clover:

And it feels right this time
On his crash course with the big time
Pay no mind to the distant thunder
New day fills his head with wonder, boy

Says it feels right this time
Turned it 'round and found the right line
"Good day to be alive, sir
Good day to be alive," he says

Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way

Don't it feel right like this?
All the pieces fall to his wish
"Sucker for that quick reward, boy
Sucker for that quick reward," they say

Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way
It's coming your way

Then it comes to be that the soothing light
At the end of your tunnel
Was just a freight train coming your way

Then it comes to be
Then it comes to be

- Wiz

...

Wiz is having a hayday today :-\

wow

Re: how do i download EQemu??
 

Now, why didnt i think of that!!!


btw thanks for the lyrics (i never 'listen' to these songs lol)

*blinks*Whats wrong with the question, in fact i have the same question, i went to the source whatchamacallit and it gave me a billion files to download, and i'm wondering if i could ask without being flamed, i'm sure it will take a shorter time te paste a link than to paste lyrics to a song, thanks! *ducks out*

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That's gotta be the funniest thing i've seen all day. Thank you wiz.


Everytime you ask a dumb question, a dev kills a kitten.


Alright... so for those of you who are wondering where to find EQEMu... I want you to think *real* hard. Concentrate. Ok, Now... stand up, and slowly spin around three times while humming the last four bars of Moonlight Sonata.


... You remember that page that you went to to get to the forums? That EQemulator page? Yeah. Go. Right about there. Have fun.


Also, I'm sorry to say this but, if you need to ask this question, you really have no business running a server... just play on someone else's, leveling really isn't that hard.

Hell, if ya can't hack THAT... try the Non-Legit approach.
Sure, small children will cover their ears and scream in your presence once you've done this, but that's just a small price to pay for having level 65 400+ AAs, and the best loot in the game 3 minutes after you login for the first time, right?


... Just what i thought. and please... think of the kittens.

There should be a text or something on the main page of the website explaining that we can't tolerate here people that know nothing about computers, databases...
it's clear that a beginner who doesnt understand that the word "Files" under "Summary", "Tasks" and "Sourceforge" is the link to a page where he has to find 4 or 5 uncommented files among 127 must be burnt in public place.
of course, he could have used the guides, that's why, after burning him, we will bath him into acid.
Ok, lets say he found the guides and starts with the 0.5.0 one (which is damn good tho, seriously this time), after 10 rows or so, he reads that he will require a software he certainly doesnt own and to compile something he doesnt have either... remember he doesn't know what to download...
He perhaps tried to find something into the forum... among thousands of messages, speaking of things that may sound like psychedelic to ignorants like him...
Well, what i think is that guy certainly forgot the idea to invest time in eqemu and left the website with a kinda strange feeling.
No, i m not for "encouraging idiocy", but i m totally against that kind of censorship and way of acting, and i dont really like seeing an answer that may help someone deleted just because a guy has woke up in bad mood.

omg, such a waste of post-space :S

Kind of like at the amusement parks where they have the signs "You must be at least this tall to ride this ride" have one that says: "You must be at least this intelligent to enter this web site" :-)

haha, institute an IQ test when assigning logins. If they fail, they get "dumbnoob00001" and increment it. Yes, there are only 99999 possible dumbnoob names, but we can increase it sometime in 2004.

In all seriousness, however, you need to ask support questions in support forums. This is for discussion about the direction of EQEMU.

Lol Scorp, Nice one



They should have newbie zappers as common as bug roachers, but i know the feeling being rejected, its not cool that you dont know enough and ur welcome to learn and everyone refuses to talk.

It's not like reading forum descriptions or viewing available links is hard for non-"knowledgeable" people.