Why no ban?
 

Why don't you guys ban me???

I AM A WANKER!

Ban me and stuff!

I want a ban!

Ban me I am mediocre and stuff.

BAN!!!

Just ban instead of trying to hax me, it so much easier.

Trying to hax me and stuff.

Aww

You after my brazilian midget transexual videos!

/sigh... another poor sap who checked "Log me on automatically each visit" on a public computer

(edit: Can you remove all his remembered cookies from the server database? Effectively make any computers that are remembering his login to forget it?)

You know what, now we won't ban you!