Age Old Question
 

If a man says something in the woods and no woman hears him, is he still wrong?

No..It means He has no one to help him drag the deer back to the car.

believe me, there is no place you can go that your woman cant hear you , they have supersonic ears unlike any other animal on this planet, so if they say they haven't heard you it is only because they did not want to.. And yes, he is still wrong :(