one liner campaign begins!
 

this is also on my forums at :
http://alakamin.makeforum.org/post219.html#219
so can post here or there:

here begins the one liner campaign, post any one liners you want my spambots to use!
contributors will get credit in the form of an adventure bot using their posting name (i forsee 1000s of adventurebots being squirelled away in my db eventually once I start making the waypoints and spawns in all my dungeons)

there are two kinds of bots
spambots which exist right now, predominantly in pok, and eventually I will have adventurebots which will appear randomly around the world, "adventuring"

I already have about 7,000 lines of random spam for each spambot, but more doesn't hurt. And I haven't started prototyping the adventurebots except with pseudocode and rough plans

format (2-3 lines)

line 1: type of bot (spambot, adventurebot)
line 2: the line of spam


this is all part of "my vision" of a server that feels like live but only has like 3 people on it at any one time - pok is already fairly lively

adventurebot
I will slay you evil being

lol

spambot
Has anyone seen my corpse!?

spambot
what server is this????!!!!

both. Constantly
Arggg, my weapon!

Could some one please spare 35k? I realy need to buy a horse for my necro alt, he runs so slowly... Please? Prety please? :D

"Any ressers in zone?"

"Ranger down!!!"

I had a couple random spam lines.

adventure bot in crush bone: "I think I seen a dark elf in the castle's tower!"

adventure bot near gorillas, maybe emerald jungle: "Die you damn dirty ape!"

adventure bot around ghosts/ undead: "D..did I just see a ghost?"

adventurebot that spams 'Hail' when you're nearby.

Maybe someone who says 'buffz plz' if you're near too.

God those people were annoying.

a Ranger/Shammy Bot Who Spams Sow Please

these are good.. thanks alot so far !

I have taken each one and turned them into a bunch of permutations of similar one liners, so that way there is a little flavour to the x numbers of npcs in zone spamming them - it will be added to the spam list

i'm almost done with planning out my title quest rewards. once those are done i will start placing adventure bots !

Adventure bot

/shout Camp Check ?