Suddenly it's all become clear...
It's all a conspiracy, see? CD gets all his honey-do list by 'overheating' the servers. I mean so far he's had an offer to wash his car and fix his A/C. I think he's waiting til some one offers to paint his house.
It's beautiful in it's simplicity. Get a bunch of junkies hooked and pull the "fix." They'll do ANYTHING for you.
J