I admit, I have no real clue about Perl, but wouldn't this allow quest writers to access other peoples hard drives? Perl seems powerful enough to me to make that possible.
(If it doesn't, just ignore me

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I can already see them coming ... "HERE!1! Use htis and HAil UR giuldmastre 2 GET KEWL STUFF!!!11!!" ... "Hail, Monk GM" ... bang, hard disks empty
