Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "OOOOO."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.
Quote:
Police Officer: Hey! That's Against the law! You're coming with me!
Peter Griffin: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah! Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/
Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?
Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me!
Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.
Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me!
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^^ You had to see that episode. IT'S THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER.