Proof of concept anyhow... Took me about 30 mins from start to finish to take snapshot, convert it, pick out literally 3-4 lines, and sourced it into my server and ran through it....
http://www.strike9.com/comments.aspx...neofstorms.sql
This was on 5.2dr1 server, but i also tested it on 5.1 servers too, seems fine...