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Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist.
I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me! Here's your sign."
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Yeah that has to be one of my favorites jokes for a long time.. And just imagine a VERY thick southern accent when saying this...
