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**Derision** · #2 04-07-2004, 10:45 AM

Are you serious ? Yes, this is a joke in the code:

Code:

switch (rand()%12)
	{
	case 0:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Breaking bards...done"&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 1:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Assassinating people that whine about horses...done"&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 2:
		cout &lt;&lt;"HELP I WORK IN THE EQEMU SWEATSHOP, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!"&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 3:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Please don't make me a levelme server. :("&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 4:
		cout &lt;&lt;"You may already be a winner... of the darwin award."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 5:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Warning: Pants may change during online play."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 6:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Abort/retry/cancel?"&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 7:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Formatting drive C:"&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 8:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Liberating a country that despises us..."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 9:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Breaking linux compiles...."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 10:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Screwing up windows compiles..."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	case 11:
		cout &lt;&lt;"Warning: You need to get laid..."&lt;&lt;endl;
		break;
	}