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Old 04-15-2004, 01:17 AM
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Originally Posted by militec1
Speaking as a born again, Bible believing Christian, I believe the Bible to be the basis of right and wrong,
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As a Christian, I know that he's not there by accident, God's not sitting there saying "Oh crap, how did GW get there?" No, for some reason he's meant to be there right now, and like it or not, as my president, I owe him my respect, as far as is morally right.
So what you're saying is that God's Electoral votes are worth about 269 or so? Ahhh...I see. So God got Bush elected then. Oh that makes sense now. I was wondering who had more reason than any to get him elected.


God - "Well, now that you're in office, I'd like you to go kill some heathens for me."

Bush - "I'ma git me some them muslims! Should I say I'm tryin' ta help 'em?"

God - "Well of course you should. You know as well as I do that throughout history the Christians have been blamed (rightfully so) for some of the worst atrocities. So let's keep it on the DL, GW."

Bush - "Shor thing God! I'ma kill me some muslims and git me some oil! Yeehaw!"
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