For real man. That's way too scary, because I could see all these pasty mofos camped out around his house "regening their mana" until he comes out, then their big fat fighter guy (with dorito stains on his used-to-be-white t shirt) would run up and try to pull him from his house.
The fat chick (who thinks she's a hawt elven ranja (with much huffing and puffing) would pull herself up off the ground and then promptly die of cardiac arrest...well the ranger has to die somehow.
Meanwhile image is like "WTF are you pasty fat bastards doing out here?" (because he doesn't see the pencil thin uber-geeks behind the fatties who begin casting manaburn...except they can't cast anything and just end up wetting themselves from straining too hard)
Turns out that as soon as image comes out with a bat, the lawn clears off pretty quick and the nerds go home and farm some more plat and cyber with their toons...
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An obnoxiously large picture should go here with some witty saying about some cartoon character I made in EQ, but then I realized that shit is fucking annoying.
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