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DeletedUser
11-25-2003, 01:12 PM
This thread is solely dedicated to the cartoon Family Guy. Please do not post any useless replies.

Post some quotes you have found in Family Guy.
Farrenz
11-25-2003, 01:18 PM
"It's a bird, it's a plane, it's a lower-middle class Irish family."
x-scythe
11-25-2003, 01:27 PM
"are you big fat polly?"
Eglin
11-25-2003, 01:28 PM
Quagmire: Hey, sweety. How old are you?
Young woman at the door: 16, why?
Quagmire: 18? Great!
Woman: Mommmmm
Quagmire: I like where this is going! Diggety diggety diggety diggety!
dark_one
11-25-2003, 01:47 PM
Young man hand over those hams! * i dont have any hams * lift up your shirt son... oh your not shoplifting your just a fat kid a fatty fat fatty fat kid, hey tom hes not shoplifting hes just a FAT kid, heres some chocolate fatso
dark_one
11-25-2003, 01:49 PM
my god... its finally happened.. hes become so massive he collapsed into himself like a neutron star..



Special Olympics: You'll cheer, you'll cry, you might even get a cheap laugh or two. In fact, there's a distinct possibility that by the end of the day we'll all be going to hell.
Raerlynn
11-25-2003, 04:13 PM
Random Guy: "That's the planet Mercury son, but I don't know why it's here"

Peter: "I'm a guy smartass!"
DeletedUser
11-25-2003, 05:11 PM
Peter: Oh my god. Brian, there's a message in my alphabits. It says "OOOOO."
Brian: Peter, those are Cheerios.

Police Officer: Hey! That's Against the law! You're coming with me!

Peter Griffin: (singing to the tune of U Can't Touch this) Ah ah ah! Can't Touch Me/ Can't Touch me/ Ja ja ja ja just like the bad guy/ from Lethal Weapon 2/ I've got diplomatic Immunity/ so Hammer, you can't sue/ I can write graffiti even jay-walk in the streets/ I can Riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat/ Can't touch me/ Can't touch me/

Joe Swanson: What in god's name is he doing?

Peter Griffin: Can't Touch me!

Cleveland: I believe it's the worm.

Peter Griffin: [still singing] Can't touch me/ STOP, Peter time/ I'm a big shot, there's no doubt/ light a fire then pee it out/ Don't like it, kiss my rump/ Just for a minute, let's all do the bump/ Can't touch me/ Yeah, do the Peter Griffin Bump/ Can't touch me/ I'm Presidential Peter/ Interns think I'm hot/ Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot/ I've been around the world/ from Hartford to Back Bay/ It's Peter, Go Peter, I'm so Peter, Yo Peter, Let's see Regis rap this way/ Can't touch me!

^^ You had to see that episode. IT'S THE FUNNIEST EPISODE EVER.
DeletedUser
11-25-2003, 06:49 PM
Random Guy: "That's the planet Mercury son, but I don't know why it's here"

Peter: "I'm a guy smartass!"

Peter: "I'm a guy you jackass!"
Just saw the episode, hehe.
Chrysm
11-25-2003, 07:03 PM
see sig
Trumpcard
11-26-2003, 12:04 PM
Gays don't vomit. They're a very clean people. And they've been that way ever since they came over to this country from France.


Good news for us Family Guy fans....

http://www.comingsoon.net/news.php?id=2374
DeletedUser
11-26-2003, 02:16 PM
Yeah, I heard about that. That fucking rocks. :roll: