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Wiz
12-11-2003, 04:22 AM
In the interest of a smooth running of EQemu and affiliated boards and websites, I have decided to implement the following rules:

- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must have a finished compsci degree or alternatively a computers certificate equal or greater to Cisco A.

- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must be able to spell 'spell'.

- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must not be devn00b.

- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must have an IQ greater than or equal to soup.

As it is currently, a whole ~90% of the posters fail on the first post, a shocking 50% on the second. The third post is somewhat of a brighter point, as only two fail on it, (Split personality issues) but unfortunately, every poster except one failed on the fourth post. Effective today, the site will be shut down and converted into a goth poetry repository.

So, anyways... what? Who didn't fail? Oh. Let's see... What do you figure "default php operations account" means?

(And now, for the less bright. This is just one big joke. Aight?)

a_Guest03
12-11-2003, 04:26 AM
I curse soup for its superior reasoning powers!


CURSE YOU!

Awww, and you corrected the spelling of "acccount" on the devn00b slam :( Someone was going to school you on that, and I'm guessing it was the soup.

Trumpcard
12-11-2003, 04:36 AM
Soup is good food...

And it has shocking powers of observation...

Scorpious2k
12-11-2003, 04:53 AM
Soup is good food...

Soup is watered down food.

And it has shocking powers of observation...

If its so smart, why does my alphabet soup keep spelling dirty words?

a_Guest03
12-11-2003, 04:55 AM
Because it's an evil genius... Don't trust the soup. It will always win.

devn00b
12-11-2003, 08:21 AM
- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must not be devn00b.

Damn!

Bearik
12-11-2003, 08:35 AM
- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must be able to spell 'spell'.

I'm still having problems with this one. I'll get back to ya :?

Mongrel
12-11-2003, 10:24 PM
- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must not be devn00b.

Damn!

Good for you that you already signed up before this, eh? :)

Rogean
12-12-2003, 12:55 AM
- In order to sign up for, and use an account, you must not be devn00b.

Read Closer!

Mongrel
12-12-2003, 01:44 AM
Ah, damn. Well, I guess, I just disqualified myself. :oops:

mattmeck
12-12-2003, 02:33 AM
hhmmmm this fits.
http://bossmob.com/Signs%20of%20Intelligence%2006.jpg

Mongrel
12-12-2003, 02:49 AM
lol

Xandyr
12-13-2003, 09:33 AM
Woot! I passed, I passed!

Great thing I took dem those good englishes corse's

</grin>
Xandyr

Trasher
12-15-2003, 12:01 AM
LOL

SaguratuS
12-15-2003, 12:10 AM
mmmm....soup.....

nadineemu
12-17-2003, 08:55 PM
my IQ is greater than soup, but less than a packet of crisps :P