Why no ban?

[napalmsquirrel]

Why don't you guys ban me???

I AM A WANKER!

Ban me and stuff!

I want a ban!

Ban me I am mediocre and stuff.

BAN!!!

Just ban instead of trying to hax me, it so much easier.

Trying to hax me and stuff.

Aww

You after my brazilian midget transexual videos!

[RangerDown]

/sigh... another poor sap who checked "Log me on automatically each visit" on a public computer

(edit: Can you remove all his remembered cookies from the server database? Effectively make any computers that are remembering his login to forget it?)

[NarutoLegacy]

You know what, now we won't ban you!