Ok, one more thought. Though I believe #rules is added as a default command even if there is nothing in the table: commands, try adding a row for #rules with an access of 250 and try that.
Or, give one of us an account w/250 status and let us try. It has to be something simple.
just messing around tonight but.....
maybe these rules could be implemented for evolveig items hmmmm....
When casting a spell:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Did you ever think that there may be more important things in life than casting <spell name>? I hope you're not helping others when we could be helping ourselves.
When putting on:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Oh my. Have you seen yourself in the mirror lately? How did you ever get along without me?'
When taking off:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Please tell me you're not going to don some unsightly burlap leg warmers instead of me. I'm not sure I can handle the embarrassment of being replaced by something...ugly.'
When aggroing a mob:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'If <mob name> so much puts so much as a scratch on me, I'll scream. That's a promise, <player name>.'
On a proc (or crit):
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Oh. Do that again but with a bit more flourish, <player name>!'
On a kill shot:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Great shot! Now, let's work on our victory pose.'
On zoning:
1)Black Leather Pantaloons says, 'Think we'll meet any new folks here, <player name>? You never get a second chance to make a first impression.'