Best joke ever =Funny= Read
Okay, there was once this little kid named Johnny. His dad was
really rich and nice. Johnny's second birthday was coming up, so
his dad asked him what he wanted. He said, "Pingpong balls, daddy!"
His dad was confused, but he nonetheless went out and bought a
packet of three balls for his son. The big day came, and Johnny was
delighted with his present of pingpong balls. He happily went
upstairs with them. A little while later, his dad came up to check
on him, but the balls were all gone. He asked Johnny what happened
to him, but got only a blank toddler stare. Johnny was really
happy, though, so he didn't think about it too much.
Well, this happened every year. Johnny's dad got him an
increasing amount of pingpong balls every year, and they always
disappeared mysteriously. He got him a whole wheelbarrowful at age
8.
Johnny was now almost 16, and his dad knew the drill by
now. "You want pingpong balls, right?" "Duh, dad. Of course."
"Well, normal teens want cars, so I'm getting you a car, too."
"Sweet!" The big day came, and Johnny's dad led him out to the
driveway, where this sweet red convertible was parked. And it was
completely filled with~you guessed it- pingpong balls (no, not
Frank Stallone). "Wow, dad! Can I take it for a spin around the
'hood?" "Sure!" So Johnny drove off in ecstasy, and nobody was
really surprised when he came home sans balls (no comments,
please).
Well, Johnny was getting married to Janie. For a wedding
gift, Johnny's dad gave them this HUUUUUGE estate. He airdropped
pingpong balls on it until the entire place was waist-deep in 'em.
He even built a few silos and filled them, too. All told, there
were countless millions of pingpong balls.
The next day, Dad decided to drive out there to see if
Johnny and Janie were okay (Johnny had a history of not getting
along with girls...) He also was curious if the balls were still
there (again, nothing from the peanut gallery). Well, he got there,
and noticed that the balls were all gone, but the main thing he saw
was an ambulance. Some paramedics were carrying Jimmy out on a
stretcher, and they told Dad that he'd fallen down the stairs and
hit his head. And so, everyone rushed to the hospital, and Johnny
went to the ER. After a few hours, the doctor brought Dad and Janie
in to speak to him. "He's not doing so great," the doc said. "He
might not survive the operation."
They went in, and talked for a bit. Finally, Dad said,
"Son, there's just one more thing I want to know. What on Earth did
you do with all those pingpong balls?"
Johnny looked at his father for a minute, then slowly rose to a sitting position with great difficulty. "Well, Dad," he said.
Then he died.
Great eh? Lemme know hwat u think lol, Sorry for the messed up spacing, Copied it from notepad.
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