General Non-Workingness

[waternorth]

I crash every time I try to get into a server. I have NOT patched on the 23rd (in my time zone at least). My last patching day was a few days or weeks ago. The following things CAN happen when I try to get into ANY EQEMU server.

1. I get to character select, hit enter world. The screen acts like its loading and dosen't stop.

2. I get to character select, hit enter world. I get booted back to the login screen (NOT server select)

3. I get to server select, choose a server, and hit play. I get error 1017.

4. I get to character select, hit enter world. The screen acts like its loading. I then get sent back to server select with no error message.

5. I get to character select, hit enter world. I crash with the message somewhat like "Your Everquest client has crashed. Would you like to send information to the devs? You will only release your character name and server."

6. I get to character select, hit enter world. I crash with the message "eqgame.exe has encountered a problem and needs to close. We are sorry for the inconvenience"

Any help would be appriciated, please do not respond with:

-Reinstall EQ. (I've done this)
-Play with your datarate. (I've done this)
-Remove your firewall/Anything firewall related (I've done this)
-Destroy your computer (Thinking about it)
-Check the FAQ (I've done this)

Thanks again!

Edit: I've tried to connect to all kinds of servers. None work.