Just missing flavor text;
	Code:
	
function event_say(e)
	if(e.message:findi("hail")) then
		e.self:Emote("Cleet Miller Jr grumbles and looks up at you");
	else
		e.self:Say(string.format("Listen, %s, I don't want to be rude, but these fields don't tend themselves, you know. I don't have time for your little questions. Go talk to Tiny if you are feeling chatty.",e.other:Name()));
	end
end