Quest issues

[hayward6]

I'm having some issues with an npc i'm working on. I have a basic understanding of how it all work's and I've created a few basic responces on different npc's just to add some life, but this one is more involved.

I want to add an npc to POK that can scribe spells, level you to 65, etc. I was hoping to have him do those things just once and if you're 65 he'll just say something about how well you're doing... I am hoping to have each class guild master teleport you directly to this npc in POK, that part I can do. I'm having trouble with this new npc... he looks at you when hailed, but I can't get any of the triggers to fire, and I know it's because i'm doing it wrong. I'll post what I have so far.

#
#Quest Name: Enlightenment
#Author: Sayin of Freedom
#

sub EVENT_SAY
{
if(($text=~/hail/i)&&($ulevel<= 65))
{
quest::say ("Hey there, $name. Looks like your trainer sent you to see me, but didn't prepare you very well... no matter, I can [help]");
}
if ($text =~/Help/i)
{
quest::say ("My power in this world is unlimited! Simply ask me to [touch] you, and you will be enlightened.");
}
if ($text =~/Touch/i)
$client->Message(6, "Your body begins to glow with energy as you are lifted from the ground.");
quest::level(65);
quest::setallskill(252);
quest::scribespells();
quest::say ("There, it's done. You might check the merchant behind me for armor and weapons. I have asked them to waive the charges.");
}