EQ Emu for Dummies

[adym]

I've always really really wanted to play EverQuest but I've never had the money to pay for the monthly fee. Until today!
I just found your site today and it looks pretty sweet. I downloaded the EqEmu files needed to get onto a server. And read through the instructions but most of this is kind of over my head. You see, I'm what people call an "idiot". Can someone please give step-by-step instructions on how to get started playing on a free server in a very dumbed-down way? I need everything! Database, host, all that jazz in the login txt file, a good free server address or whatever I need. In other words, give me all you can for a total moron like myself. Thanks in advance.