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Okay, there was once this little kid named Johnny. His dad was

really rich and nice. Johnny's second birthday was coming up, so

his dad asked him what he wanted. He said, "Pingpong balls, daddy!"

His dad was confused, but he nonetheless went out and bought a

packet of three balls for his son. The big day came, and Johnny was

delighted with his present of pingpong balls. He happily went

upstairs with them. A little while later, his dad came up to check

on him, but the balls were all gone. He asked Johnny what happened

to him, but got only a blank toddler stare. Johnny was really

happy, though, so he didn't think about it too much.


Well, this happened every year. Johnny's dad got him an

increasing amount of pingpong balls every year, and they always

disappeared mysteriously. He got him a whole wheelbarrowful at age

8.
Johnny was now almost 16, and his dad knew the drill by

now. "You want pingpong balls, right?" "Duh, dad. Of course."

"Well, normal teens want cars, so I'm getting you a car, too."

"Sweet!" The big day came, and Johnny's dad led him out to the

driveway, where this sweet red convertible was parked. And it was

completely filled with~you guessed it- pingpong balls (no, not

Frank Stallone). "Wow, dad! Can I take it for a spin around the

'hood?" "Sure!" So Johnny drove off in ecstasy, and nobody was

really surprised when he came home sans balls (no comments,

please).

Well, Johnny was getting married to Janie. For a wedding

gift, Johnny's dad gave them this HUUUUUGE estate. He airdropped

pingpong balls on it until the entire place was waist-deep in 'em.

He even built a few silos and filled them, too. All told, there

were countless millions of pingpong balls.

The next day, Dad decided to drive out there to see if

Johnny and Janie were okay (Johnny had a history of not getting

along with girls...) He also was curious if the balls were still

there (again, nothing from the peanut gallery). Well, he got there,

and noticed that the balls were all gone, but the main thing he saw

was an ambulance. Some paramedics were carrying Jimmy out on a

stretcher, and they told Dad that he'd fallen down the stairs and

hit his head. And so, everyone rushed to the hospital, and Johnny

went to the ER. After a few hours, the doctor brought Dad and Janie

in to speak to him. "He's not doing so great," the doc said. "He

might not survive the operation."

They went in, and talked for a bit. Finally, Dad said,

"Son, there's just one more thing I want to know. What on Earth did

you do with all those pingpong balls?"

Johnny looked at his father for a minute, then slowly rose to a sitting position with great difficulty. "Well, Dad," he said.

Then he died.

Great eh? Lemme know hwat u think lol, Sorry for the messed up spacing, Copied it from notepad.

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