what is that?

[Derision]

Are you serious ? Yes, this is a joke in the code:

switch (rand()%12)
	{
	case 0:
		cout <<"Breaking bards...done"<<endl;
		break;
	case 1:
		cout <<"Assassinating people that whine about horses...done"<<endl;
		break;
	case 2:
		cout <<"HELP I WORK IN THE EQEMU SWEATSHOP, YOU'RE MY ONLY HOPE!"<<endl;
		break;
	case 3:
		cout <<"Please don't make me a levelme server. :("<<endl;
		break;
	case 4:
		cout <<"You may already be a winner... of the darwin award."<<endl;
		break;
	case 5:
		cout <<"Warning: Pants may change during online play."<<endl;
		break;
	case 6:
		cout <<"Abort/retry/cancel?"<<endl;
		break;
	case 7:
		cout <<"Formatting drive C:"<<endl;
		break;
	case 8:
		cout <<"Liberating a country that despises us..."<<endl;
		break;
	case 9:
		cout <<"Breaking linux compiles...."<<endl;
		break;
	case 10:
		cout <<"Screwing up windows compiles..."<<endl;
		break;
	case 11:
		cout <<"Warning: You need to get laid..."<<endl;
		break;
	}