varlink--DOWN ZONE

[c0ncrete]

package Noport::Response;

use 5.012;
use constant ONLINE => 1;

sub RandomThing {
    rand 99 > 49 ? 'try ' . UnrelatedOpcode() : 'incoherent nonsense';
}

sub UnrelatedOpcode {
    '0x' . join '', map { unpack "H*", chr rand 256 } 1 .. 2;
}

say RandomThing() while ONLINE;