1st, There are 500.000 EQ players through ALL the servers, not just on one .... or the other just have 1 player :/
2nd, all dragons of a certain level (like Sleeper) does DT at the start of the fight .... nice

3rd, remember the zone Western Wastes ? this zone is the mark of claw ... The zone is smaller than one of her leg !!
4th, go with a lvl one an try to hit any mob of lvl 60* ? "MISS... MISS... MISS... MISS..." see ?
So none of what you say can be done. sorry.
PS: Have you ever seen the intro video of Everquest ? I think you dont otherwise you will never says such hilarious stuff