After reviewing this wierd thread I created, I have some possible thoughts and require dev-inspired guidance for my lost soul:
1) Merth is the coder who bothered putting the quotes in
2) Image is the witty one
3) Merth made 'da bag'
4) Image made 'da bag'
5) Merth is a cat
Somewhere around here I started getting muddled...
You must reply (including other options) only with switch statements. Spare a feeble old man's mind :P